spongebob and sandy

“Actually, it’s meant to mimic the effects of sunlight. UV light is what causes sunburns. Unfortunately, while easy to make, it’s not as effective as you might think. The light is too… artificial. It lacks the potency of real sunlight. I tested it numerous times while in Welindar, always trying to improve it, but it was never more than an irritant to the Profane and their parasites. It didn’t help that the lower-ranked fiends can endure the sunlight in exchange for their lesser strength. Even if it did hurt them, the damage was very minor. It was better to just stick with my regular weapons and magic, though I regret that it wasn’t in working condition when Lupin and I fought Kaisen. Perhaps it would have wounded him. These tralt jewels, on the other hand, are great for absorbing light and energy. Using these, I can capture true sunlight, augment it, and use it whenever I need.”

Also we already know Scarlett gets the Cougar Commander.Seriously that whole family deserves to find some love. Sandra and Claire should like get inverse guys (or gals)- Sandra gets a nice, straight arrow who weens her off crime and Claire gets a master/mistress who deep down cares about their superheroine gf/slave. And mom... I think she just wants someone to mindfuck her up every night XD.

“You'd look so hot, babe!” Daddy chimed in. “And April obviously loves it... aren't you curious what it's like?”