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Since Fish didn't cover this I guess I'll swoop in. Be horny in this thread or don't. Just talk about stuff if you want to. Try not to make others uncomfortable either way. Light roleplaying is allowed by word of mod. Stay away from drama and politics. Is that everything?Holy fuckjng shit this is like rolling a nat 1 in dnd when your a spell caster,Wverytging just gets nuked.

“I was afraid you were going to say that,” she sighed. “When in Rome, I guess.” I kissed and cuddled her, and we waited. It was worse than she expected, from her pained hiss as it happened, but it was over in only a moment. Plus, I knew just how to make it better! I helped her to her feet and back onto the bed, laying her down and getting between her thighs. God, there was a lot of it! This was the first time I'd ever gotten to taste one of Brucie's entire loads, rather than just tiny bits of it off my fingers, and I dove in eagerly. Daddy wasn't ready to go again yet, so he laid down beside us, he and Mom passionately making out, while he ran his fingers into my hair at the back of my head and held me tightly down into her pussy. God, I loved that! I was happily doing it anyways, but the idea of him making me do it was just so, so hot! She pushed me gently away after the first time I made her cum, so I crawled up and collapsed on her opposite side, snuggling close.