scp 2999

“Actually, it’s meant to mimic the effects of sunlight. UV light is what causes sunburns. Unfortunately, while easy to make, it’s not as effective as you might think. The light is too… artificial. It lacks the potency of real sunlight. I tested it numerous times while in Welindar, always trying to improve it, but it was never more than an irritant to the Profane and their parasites. It didn’t help that the lower-ranked fiends can endure the sunlight in exchange for their lesser strength. Even if it did hurt them, the damage was very minor. It was better to just stick with my regular weapons and magic, though I regret that it wasn’t in working condition when Lupin and I fought Kaisen. Perhaps it would have wounded him. These tralt jewels, on the other hand, are great for absorbing light and energy. Using these, I can capture true sunlight, augment it, and use it whenever I need.”

This is why you just use me! Can even do it while watching or playin a round <3Made an account just to say this might be the sexiest thing Ive ever seen,so fucking real. my shits always clog the toilet even when i don't bother wiping :/You could always do round three in my mouth :3

Thanks for coming over at such short notice Patty and Selma. Bart is off school today. He's in bed upstairs, said he wasn't feeling very well, poor little guy.Well then let's go see if we can help cheer him up for a few hours.