falsecow

falsecow

Pricing
Free to install. Additional charges may apply.
Highlights
Popular with businesses in Hong Kong SAR
Use directly in Shopify admin
Rating
5.0 (43,854)
Developer
falsecow

falsecow

falsecow “Have you jacked off today?”“You’re just full of interesting questions! No, by the way.”

falsecow “Have you jacked off today?”“You’re just full of interesting questions! No, by the way.” more
Highlights
Popular with businesses in Hong Kong SAR
Use directly in Shopify admin

Languages

English, Chinese (Simplified), French, German, Italian, Japanese, Korean, Portuguese (Brazil), Spanish, and Turkish

Works with

Pricing

Free

Free to install

When you run a campaign, you set the budget and the ad spend is billed directly to your falsecow ad account

All charges are billed in USD.

Reviews (88,842)

Overall rating
5.0
Counts per rating level
  • 87% of ratings are 5 stars
  • 10% of ratings are 4 stars
  • 2% of ratings are 3 stars
  • 0% of ratings are 2 stars
  • 1% of ratings are 1 stars
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falsecow “Have you jacked off today?”“You’re just full of interesting questions! No, by the way.”

December 13, 2024

“Thank you,” said Sophia with a wisp of nervousness. Shannon turned around, but Sophia called out to her. “Wait, Shannon, can… can I ask you something?”“Of course.”“You help Noah perform his magic and experiments, right?”“That’s right. I am his “lab assistant,” according to him.”

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United States
Almost 2 years using the app
November 13, 2024

School wrapped up for the year without further contact outside of class. We both wanted something I thought—I did for sure—but it never worked out. We couldn’t just call each other’s houses, and I couldn’t just drop by with her kids and maybe husband there for all I knew. I was resigned to spending another summer trying to convince Missy Yeager to suck my cock.

Noel and Twins
United States
Over 1 year using the app
December 27, 2024

"Tsk! ~l-like i'd ever have sex with YOU.. im your school bully.. idiot.. you aren't supposed to crush over me.""Ugh.. I see you met my mother.. dummy..""S-shut up! its not like ..I like you or anything!- ngnh. just. take your pants off.. now.,""Ugh.. you know .. you're way older than me. you can get in a lotta trouble for this.." "..Old perv.."

Photeinos Athletics
United States
10 months using the app

Support

App support provided by falsecow.

Developer

falsecow

814 Bristol Pkwy, Suite 72, Culver City, CA, 49934, US

Launched

October 24, 2024

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